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Kentucky Clam Slapper

The act of slapping one's nuts against another person's forehead while they are unaware of the attack, and then yelling "Oh my GOD! Why are you cracking me in the nuts with your head you ass clown!?!?"
Sam saw Matthew napping on the couch and stealthily approached with his balls dangling free style. He quietly poised himself over his friend and rammed his nuts into his buddy's head screaming "What the FUCK you nut job? Why are you slamming your head into my ball sack?" His friend yelps out "What the fuck is wrong with you, limp dick? You're the one giving me the Kentucky Clam Slapper!"
by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010
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Ball slapper

A description for someone who is extremly annoying.
"You know what, your a real Ball Slapper."
by All that rock March 31, 2009
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slappy

Yo slappy, all dem bitches be all up on your nutz.
by Slappy October 15, 2003
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SLAPASS

Sex / Location / Age / Picture / Sexuality / Starsign

Used on many IRC servers, including Awfulnet.
!info user
SLAPASS: male / usa / 21 / imgur,com/123 / straight / leo
by ElectricDuck March 5, 2013
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/slapped

Often used when talking to a person online or when texting. '/Slapped' is used when someone is being jokingly self-centered or embarrassing. It can also be used when someone says something jokingly that may be offensive but doesn't want to offend the other person. It is used to indicate that they are not serious, and basically means they are 'slapping' themselves (Reminder: This is NOT to be taken seriously).

(//Bricked, //Killed, //BrutallyMurdered -These are other ways to say the same thing. Keep in mind, whether there is one slash or two, it doesn't matter)
Person 1: Who do you think is the prettiest in our class?
Person 2: OmG mEeeEeE~ //slapped
Person 1: ...
Person 1: Lol

Person 3: So what did you think about our trip?
Person 4: It was alright ^^ The people there were a bit loud though... //bricked
Person 3: I know >~<

Person 5: Hey! I missed you!
Person 6: Well I didn't miss you
Person 6: Jkjk xD
Person 6: /slapped
Person 5: Lol
by GiveMeBackMyName August 31, 2013
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Back Slapper

A shit that bottoms out in the toilet, smacks you in the nuts before saying good bye.
After a big argument with my girlfriend, I think she got the last word when I got a back slapper in the rest room.
by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016
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SLAPA

Acronym for "Sex Lacking Awesome People Association"
An organization for people that don't get enough sex.
I joined SLAPA 'cos I wasn't getting enough poontang!
by Alan Epton March 24, 2007
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