Schrödinger's FOMO

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Schrödinger's FOMO: Literally meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Säa November 24, 2023

Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023

Shmeading

When your cold and your penis shrivels up.

Yo I’m Shmeading out here , barely poking through the zipper.

by John Simpington December 6, 2023

schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

schrodinger’s douchebag

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".

"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"

by not lakepants February 15, 2024

Schrödinger’s Retard

When you focus on someone else out of spite and cost the game

Wow you were a Schrödinger’s Retard that game

by TheDrunkestUncle February 26, 2024