Polish Cabbage Soup

When oral sex is performed on a Polish cow (or obese woman).

I had two servings of Polish cabbage soup last night.

by Bustin Beaver March 3, 2020

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Polish bread slicer

When two lesbians scissor each other and a guy sticks his dick in between them.

Did you hear Mary and Josie were scissoring then John stuck his dick in between them. Oh yeah that called a polish bread slicer.

by jlu676 February 3, 2021

Polish Traffic Jam

Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle

Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.

by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021

Polish finger trap

When someone inserts one index finger into a woman’s vaginal opening while inserting their other index finger into the anal opening of the same woman. The woman then performs her Kegel exercises while the prey struggles for freedom.

Careful, one finger at a time - otherwise it starts to become a real polish finger trap down there.

by PolishSexperts September 2, 2019

Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

Among the other polished

To describe when you are mingling cool with someone
The other people are boujie, or “polished”
Mingling with posh folk

Among the polished only, ATPO among the other polished

by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021