2 percent

The percent of people in the world that are causing 95% of all of our problems who should be in prison or institutionalized.

If we took 2 percent... put them in jail period...all problems would instantly go away...2 percent would be the baseline...mandatory minimum.

by TheStol August 25, 2025

Visual Perception

OK so this is what DeepSeek came up with as a solution to "The need for a more sophisticated compression algorithm." (And I'm quoting myself here)

Hym "The article said that it uses 'visual something' or 'visual perception' and fit 7 to 20 times as many tokens. I don't know. The article didn't explain it very well and then the news started and then I went back to find the article and it had left my feed... But good job! Brilliant stuff guys. I'd love to see a more in-depth explanation of it."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

bordplaner og porcelænsglas

Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.

The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).

In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.

"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."

"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"

"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."

by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Ninety eight percent

Just barely made the cut

She’s 98.5% your seriously lucky dude

Your friend is ninety eight percent

by Samosaswiththamostas August 23, 2018

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

Illusory pattern perception

The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.

Illusory pattern perception.

by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021