Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019

Penguin

A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.

by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018

pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

Club Penguin

1. One of the most legendary MMPORGs of all time.
2. Codeword for child porn.

1. Club Penguin is gonna be missed...one of the best MMPORGs of all time.
2. Yo...that server got raided by the feds for having Club Penguin on it

by thenabster126 April 8, 2021

penguin god

1cripplingdepression1

1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god

by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018