Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.
It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
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Guy : *drops a brown one* oh yeah! *looks down* OH YEAH!!!
Girl : Why the hell am i giving this guy a plumby!?
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Guy 1 : So, i heard you problems with the toilet last night
Guy 2 : Nah, me and the Missus sorted it out, in the end she gave me a plumby and we didn't bother to repair the leak
Guy : *drops a brown one* oh yeah! *looks down* OH YEAH!!!
Girl : Why the hell am i giving this guy a plumby!?
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Guy 2 : Nah, me and the Missus sorted it out, in the end she gave me a plumby and we didn't bother to repair the leak
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