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Plumby

Eg 1.

Guy : *drops a brown one* oh yeah! *looks down* OH YEAH!!!

Girl : Why the hell am i giving this guy a plumby!?

Eg 2.

Guy 1 : So, i heard you problems with the toilet last night

Guy 2 : Nah, me and the Missus sorted it out, in the end she gave me a plumby and we didn't bother to repair the leak
by plumbysmasher November 13, 2009
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A legendry figure from the Mabinogion, an assembly of Welsh Storys. Plumby is said to have killed 100's or English Soldiers during Wales' struggle for independance around 500BC. Plumby used his large testicles to crush the soldiers.
You should have had a better saddle on your bike, your walking like Plumby.
by Timothy Spall September 18, 2008
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plumby

{adj.} The face of either constipation from a person on the toilet, or the face of a man about to nut but holds it in -otherwise known as blue balls.
Brian last night was epic!!! That girl from last night had my face plumby.
by armadildo_in_a_bucket June 2, 2019
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cum plumber

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016
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plumbus

First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the krumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a schlomi shows up, and rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the trumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.
Everyone has a plumbus in their home.
by tr67 May 30, 2016
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pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.
Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!
by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
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