Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe

Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"

by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004

striking mud

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck

Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.

by Notanon December 1, 2013

Mud otter

When you take a slimy shit that slides right out of you.

Guy 1: We need to go.

Guy 2: Hold on. I need to go drop some dumpage.

Guy 1: We're already late!

Guy 2: Don't worry. It'll go fast, it's a mud otter.

by Look at me I'm Sandra D August 24, 2016

mud nacho

Worthless white male. Usually doesn’t know shit from fuck. Great racial slur.

Thats not a vagina that’s an inside out penis you fucking mud nacho!

by That Honkey February 23, 2023

Mud Grasshopper

A guy that goes around shirtless with there pants hanging off their ass and bare footed trying to ride with a bad bitch with her own bike. They willing to do anything just to roll around in the mud and catch a ride on back. Better watch girls cause they some broke ass guys!!

Damn look at all the mud grasshoppers out on set today!!

by Pash90 May 31, 2018

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021