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morning star

1. One of the many titles that was given to the Virgin Mary, Mother of God.

2. A weapon resembling the combination of a flail and a mace.

3. A song by the band AFI which gets lots of attention by fans.
*...Morning Star...*
by nikkan_hanil July 12, 2004
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morning star

Pass me the jar of morning star, it is my favorite.
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morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.
I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.
by Libertine October 8, 2005
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morning b's

Bong hits done first thing in the morning, usually before breakfast or even before your feet hit the floor.
I didn't have any classes today, so we did morning b's!
by Sass Smoker July 13, 2006
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morning glory

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.
That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.
by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003
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Peyton Manning

The next Dan Marino. Can deliver the deepball without much effort. Can complete short passes with just the right speed so that it's easy to catch but hard to intercept. According the the pro-bowl Querterback challenge, Is the most accurate QB in the league right next to Matt Hasselback. Has set 14 total NFL records and 33 NCAA school records. Never has done drugs. Is the Tennessee Volenteer's all-time leading passer. Has a SEC Record in wins as a starter. Set the NCAA all-time record for interception percentage. Had a 3.61 GPA. Despite all this, never won the Heisman trophy (WTF's up with that!?), set the record for QB rating and touchdown mark with a rating of 121.1 and 49 touchdowns.

So in conclusian, in about 8 years or so, at the pase that Peyton Manning is going (4000 yard seasons 1999 to 2006) he will beat Dan Marino's record and be known as best querterback ever. Offensive line and WR's have nothing to do with it, because with a good querterback, even the crappiestWR's can become stars, and the offensive line is not even a factor for Peyton, because the 1997 Volenteer's O-Line was not very good at all and that was when he was just a kid, AND keep in mind that Peyton Manning was drafted to a team that was 5th in the AFC South, the absolute worst division in all of football
Peyton Manning does not choke in playoffs, his team does.
EX1: in the playoff game verses Tennessee, Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne both had many dropped passes throught the game cassing them to lose.

EX2: In 2005, Mike Vanderjagt missed a game-winning field goal verses pittsburg

EX3: In nearly all Patriots playoff games, the Colts won a playoff game before that, so if you don't lose in all playoff games your in, it's no longer CHOKING
by Spikesy June 11, 2006
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morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!
Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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