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Chocolate Mountain Rush

When a male or female lays done on their back and their partner crouches with their ass in front of the other persons mouth. The person laying down licks their partners asshole untill they eventually start shitting and it gets all over the other persons body. Thus the "Chocolate" starts "Rushing" forming a "Mountain" on the perosn laying down.
dude she totally gave me a chocolate mountain rush last night bro, shit got EVERYWHERE!

Brokeback Mountain Boys 

Boys who get a little too into the idea of a bromance. They make strange noises when their together and like eachother too much...
the boys on our floor are totally Brokeback Mountain Boys

spermese mountain dog 

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity
friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

heady mountain co-brah

Heady-er-than-thou, clean looking young hippie dude. Usually sporting manicured dreadlocks and wearing expensive hemp clothing. Mostly found on the East coast of U.S.A., but commonly seen on the West Coast (esp. Northern California, or Oregon.) driving late model Toyota pickups, or 4-Runners with N.Carolina, Vermont, or Massachusetts license plates. (See also Trustafarian) Can often be found at; Widespread Panic or Phish concerts, co-ops and trendy cafes. The heady mountain co-brah ends most sentences with "brah" (a heady term for brother.)
That new dude from the East Coast ain't no dirt hippie. He's a "heady mountain co-brah." He never runs out of cash, is always drinking dank beer, and smoking the best bud.

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory 

a sloppy ass banging while on a waterbed or other unstable base.
Mary wanted to try taking it in the ass on the old kitchen table but it was shaking up so much it ended up a big ole' Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory in there.

Rocky Mountain House 

place. Cosmopolitan Albertan city ideally located where the heart of the glacial gravel deposits meet the shoulder of the Rocky Mountain alluvial boulder accretions. Industry is quite diversified. Factories where large limestone rocks are pummeled into dust for concrete manufacturing stand arm-in-arm with factories where gravel is carefully sieved for concrete manufacturing.

David Thompson, a Welshman posing as a Scottish Hudson Bay surveyor under an assumed accent, is honoured with a museum and re-created wooden fort on the less-dusty side of town. Each summer a festive re-creation of the stripping of the area's resources by Europeans with an exaggerated sense of entitlement is staged by local actors dressed as fur traders. Lemonade is available.

Shooting Wapiti, deer, rapids, muskrats, mallards, stoneys, goldeye and pool are popular pursuits as are participating in rodeo events and living life large.

Education is a priority as is participation in civic government and watching hockey. Some of the best hockey players in the world have come from near Rocky Mountain House and it is fondly remembered by many players as the place where they first scored.
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Let's go to Rocky Mountain House this week-end. We could watch the rodeo, buy a sack of gravel and get our windshield repaired.

So many windshield repair shops! You think there might be a bit too much gravel out that way?
Rocky Mountain House by gnostic1 August 17, 2011