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Kerr Happened

Yo, we were up by 20 points then "Kerr Happened"
by Rosewood15 January 10, 2024
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New hampshire blanket

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket
by panheaddan November 15, 2023
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Thirsty hampster

Where a man layes over a open sunroof and a woman sits in the car sucking like a thirsty hampster
Lastnight the date ended when she was a thirsty hampster.
by Willis motha f-in T February 21, 2024
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thirsty hampster

When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.
I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.
by MrDavch February 25, 2024
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Thirsty Hampster

The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof
The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster
by The guy that saw tacos video February 27, 2024
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En-Happify

This word was invented by Molly McGee from "The Ghost and Molly McGee", a Disney series.
We have to En-Happify the world!
by anonymous March 2, 2024
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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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