fake lesbian

when a girl pretends to be a lesbian and therfore turns on a member of the opposite sex. By doing this making the male erect and refusing to stimulate him to ejaculation. Also causing blue ball

Emily pretended to pull Jo and enjoy it giving me a hard on. She is a fake lesbian.

by dariush October 8, 2005

Fake Paddy's Day

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.

Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!

by Jumpin' Jack Flash March 13, 2009

fake pumping

claiming to have something that you really dont; lying; being fake; Originated in Cleveland, OH

"I gets so much money!"
--"Yea, whatever. Stop fake pumping!"

by cleveland'_'bread November 26, 2010

Fake Cigarette

A fake cigarette is any rollable hand rolled cigarette e.g. top, buglar, american spirit when in the company of real cigarettes, which are any name brand cigarettes e.g Camel, Newport, Marlboro.

Yeah, but those are fake cigarettes.

by tokyo_rockwell December 7, 2010

fakebooking

To overpost minuscule details of your life on Facebook so that you can (a) appear to be busier than you actually are, (b) brag about your enhanced financial status, or (c) nauseate the world around you with how bored you actually are.

So the power is out on our whole street from 9 till 4. This sucks... Off to do some running around fakebooking

Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking

Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking

Just thought I would Fakebook this

by shamalamadangdang January 19, 2011

fake yoga

The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.

The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.

by Honeysucklefeast April 9, 2012

Fake Eyelashes

Uncomfortable torture machines for girls who don't think their eyelashes are long enough.

Girl 1: Omg your eyelashes are so long
Girl 2: Thanks, but they're fake eyelashes
Girl 1: Oh

by alxndrhmltn August 8, 2016