duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

Duck Buck

The redneck equivalent of a "No Hombro", except somewhat less gay and chews tobacco. Usually engages in sports that involve killing

"Why does Jonathan always wear camo and dip?"

"He's a huge Duck Buck"

by Princessbiatch October 8, 2015

duck dong

Small dick

Yo, Isabella said that guy had a duck dong

by Rick-and-josh August 8, 2016

duck typing

In computer programming with object-oriented programming languages, duck typing is a layer of programming language and design rules on top of typing. Typing is concerned with assigning a type to any object. Duck typing is concerned with establishing the suitability of an object for some purpose. With normal typing, suitability is assumed to be determined by an object's type only. In duck typing, an object's suitability is determined by the presence of certain methods and properties (with appropriate meaning), rather than the actual type of the object.

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck. You are duck typing that bird :V

by Hedgehog1973 July 15, 2016

Duck flatulence

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart

Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 11, 2016

duck dots

small raised areas that appear on the skin because of cold, fear, or excitement - resembling poultry skin when all of the feathers are plucked. Exactly the same definition as goosebumps but with Alliteration! Always use Alteration when Allowed.

Child: Mama, what do you call those, those, those Duck Dots?
Mother: Duck what?
Child: You know, when you get cold.
Mother: Oh, you mean goosebumps?

Duck Dots > Goosebumps. Alliteration is Always Appreciated

by seewhatididthere June 28, 2017

Duck Scrubber

A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.

Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.

Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!

by Notahippie July 4, 2017