Democrat

Someone who insults the opposing party to get votes

Man 1: Republicans are awful!
Man 2: You're a democrat

by Kim Jong-Ill May 12, 2020

democrat

a total moron, a person who just can't get it right; someone who is lame and not fun. ALSO: a swindler or hornswaggler; a carpetbagger

"Look at this guy he's driving like a total DEMOCRAT!"

"Ya I was trying to watch a move but some DEMOCRAT wouldn't get off his phone."

"Hey man, nice skinny jeans, you look like a complete DEMOCRAT."

"So you don't eat meat? What are you, some kind of DEMOCRAT?"

by LogJamminCarl February 9, 2012

democrats

Democrats are a political party who enjoy doing exactly what their opponents, the Republicans, don't want, even if it is not a smart idea. For example, they enjoy being nice to terrorists. They also like to point out anything even minorly racist any Republican ever says. Democrats also find delight in raising people's taxes, for no reason at all. Also, the democrats are known to blame Bush for everything bad that happens in their lives.

* This is a list of traits of the typical democrats. However, there are many exceptions to this. there are many good people in the world who happen to be democrats. I know several, and they are great company. This article applies to people who are famous FOR being democrats (ex. Al Gore, Bill Clinton, etc...) IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE FOR THERE TO BE INCREDIBLY LIKEABLE DEMOCRATS, such as the democrats from New Providence, and other small towns.

Famous Democrat: Hey, that's a nice lunch you have there, I hope you don't mind if I take half of it.
Person: Why?
Famous Democrat: Because it belongs to the Government, and not you.
Person: Look, I'm a democrat too, and am I asking for your lunch?
Famous Democrat: But I am a famous democrats.
Person: Look, I don' t mean to be rude, and I'm all for democracy, but can I eat my lunch in peace please?
Famous Democrat: You mean our lunch.

by a Concerned Citizen October 31, 2013

Democrat

People who blame their problems on other people cuz the don’t have anyone else to blame it on

Trump:imma send a simple text message

Democrats: No that’s illegal I have no facts at all but I want you impeached
Trump: ok democrats

by Papa420-69deeznuts February 8, 2020

Democrat

As you can see, our president is a Democrat. And as you can see, our country is going deeper and deeper, into the shitter. Thanks Barrock!

Democrat: I honestly dont see how abortion is bad.
Republican: Killing babies isnt bad to you?
Democrat: No, were using the STEM cells
Republican: Its still killing babies
Democrat: But its for a good cause!
Republican: ..... Are you high?

by xSWAGxNO FAG19 April 4, 2011

dermody

1) One who's parents are Nazis.

2) One who purchases inferior computer products.

3) One who has no car, is infected with the T-Virus and has the Game-Genie of Life preinstalled in his brain.

"Don't be a derm."

"Derm is a fag."

by Alan Jones September 29, 2004

dermott

People named Dermott usually have extremely small penises. It is mentioned in ancient Irish folklore that if you were asked to compare the size of Dermott's penis to another object, you would be forced to compare it to a molecule.

Another nasty trait Dermott possesses is that he often feels as if he's superior to all others. This of course, is highly untrue and therefore lands him in instant fuckwit category. To sum it all up, people named Dermott should be avoided at all costs, which of course leaves Dermott with no friends or acquaintances. This will allow Dermott valuable time to think over his personality and actions. This hopefully with time, will cause Dermott to reform and become less of a fuckwit.

Example 1:
I spoke to Dermott's girlfriend the other day, she said his penis was so minuscule that she couldn't find it after an hour of searching!

Example 2:
Dermott called me a peasant the other day and forced me to lick his shoes clean, methinks there's something a tad off about his personality.

by Mr. Arsewipe August 6, 2015