Columbusing

When a non-white racist posts a definition on Urban Dictionary and uses his ignorance of post-Moor-invasion Spain to act as though he's being clever by ripping white people for claiming old shit as their own.

Dave: "Hey, bro- check out this ignorant definition in the Urban Dictionary-- this dude thinks Columbus was white and he's pretending that only white people claim old shit like they invented it."
Jamal: "Hang on, I gotta finish this beat I made out of an old Lynyrd Skynyrd sample for this album I'm burning so Rihanna can put her name on it... Oh, damn! Yeah, even I have to admit he's Columbusing that shit."

by AverageWhiteMan October 14, 2014

columbian creamsickle

When a man makes a line of his own cum on his dick and his bitch snorts it off.

Sarah was in town and we made a columbian creamsickle

by Knuckah McHintrop March 27, 2007

columbo

a bitch that wont leave you alone

that columbo wont stop bothering me man

by g-unot232 August 7, 2008

Columbian Screwdriver

Make a bitch do coke off your dick, then suck it, then cum in her mouth and make it squirt out of her nose.

Man, I gave Becky a Columbian Screwdriver last night, shit was so cash

by Lubielue February 25, 2011

Columbus Steamer

The act of getting simultaneously fucked by the NCAA and shit on by news sources around the world.

Jim Tressel resigning and Terrelle Pryor leaving are just the tip of the iceberg. Ohio State better get ready for the Columbus Steamer!

by the helicockter November 29, 2011

Columbus

A town in Nebraska.

A: Where do you live?
B: Columbus.
A: Oh nice, so you live in Ohio.
B: Nope.
A: But you said you live in Columbus.
B: Yah, Columbus, Nebraska

by AnieLynn4 April 27, 2021

Columbus Academy

A private school in Columbus, OH

Student 1: Hey mom can I practice driving on the way to school? Mom: Sure! Let’s hurry it up. Student 1: (Pulls up in carpool lane) Let’s stop here, when there are teachers waving me to move foward, and I am holding up the rest of the line. Just so me and my mother can switch seats, and the rest of the Columbus Academy community can hate me for a day!

by Cooltree497 September 6, 2021