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bulldog-phobic

phobia to the elite of the ugliest and stupidest jack ass guys in america. these dbags have no emotion in their steroid-filled bodies watsoever. although all-mighty athletic stars, they have more balls in their mouths than in the pockets of their lax sticks. AKA:the boys of STA

* although few, their are some boys at sta that don't match this descriptions. gud luck finding one...it's like finding the guy in the "wheres waldo" books
a boy with:
acne
moobs
buzz-cut

that has:
no emotion
or feelings
or love

and is:
a playa
a dbag

....lets face it: a dick

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these kinds of boys are all bulldog-phobic
by stah8er January 13, 2009
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Built like a deep breath

You know how birds are built like a crow or whatever? Yeah, also take a deep breath you see how your upper body puffs out? Yeah but basically big on the top skinny on the bottom
by anonymous June 27, 2023
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Bulldog

strong animal with large canines that are solely created to rip apart weak animals such as eagles
Ted: hey i got a new bulldog today, i'm gonna go put it outside so it can kill eagles
by disnigga1010101010101 November 25, 2010
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English Bulldog

"The Bulldog is a breed with characteristically wide shoulders and a matching head. There are generally thick folds of skin on a Bulldog's brow, followed by round, black, wide-set eyes, a short muzzle with characteristic folds called "rope" above the nose, with hanging skin under the neck, drooping lips, and pointed teeth. The coat is short, flat and sleek, with colors of red, fawn, white, brindle (mixed colors, often in waves or irregular stripes), and piebald.

In the US, the size of a typical mature male is about 55-60 pounds and that for mature females is about 45 pounds for a Standard English Bulldog. In the United Kingdom, the breed standard is 55 pounds for a male and 50 pounds for a female.

While some canine breeds have their tails cut or docked soon after birth, Bulldogs are one of very few breeds whose tail is naturally short and curled."

About half the bulldogs you will meet will be fine, but the other half are true terrors and should be put out of their misery. Over-bred and over-priced, they'll hardly be able to breath, can hardly play, have sensitive stomachs and skin, deformed teeth, a weird curled in tail, and a horrible habit of rubbing their netherlands all over your wall... much like a bear scratches his back. Combine that with horrible gas, and you wonder why God continues to let these things exist.
1. The english bulldog is a great family dog for some.
2. A shit stained, breathing disabled monster whose overpriced food and expensive medical bills will soon put you in the poorhouse.

Guy 1: "Hey you want to go to Joe's house tonight to watch the game?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, his swamp creature ruins it for me."
by Corgwyn July 28, 2011
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caveman built

When a system, process or workflow lacks an intuitive look and feel because the person that built or designed it had no idea what they were doing. Dealing with a website or system that looks like it was built by a neanderthal, when you obviously live in the 21st century and expect best in class...
Have you seen the new website, its complete junk and its very difficult to navigate around without getting lost, stuck or confused. We asked for best in class look and feel so even our lowest level employee, Jimmy, could use it. Caveman ready, not Caveman built!
by RocketJohn December 9, 2008
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OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd

Something a furry would sa
OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd… *Pull’s down you pawnts* OWO
by Α March 9, 2022
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Bulldog Cheeks

"Swivel down on my bulldog cheeks."
by kickinthatass October 17, 2004
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