Berger

When someone portrays themselves as especially grunge. High school try-hard girls that think smoking cigarettes, baggy clothes, and listening to 90’s punk is a personality.

Savannah is so berger all she posts on Instagram are dramatic selfies with unrelated captions

by Whichoneofyustookashet June 9, 2019

Jam bagger

One that bags jam. Usually an occupation which requires one to pour jam onto a table, or such a surface, then proceeds to 'swipe' the jam off the edge of the surface, into a sack or bag. But can be a hobby or activity one enjoys, jam baggers usually have a jam 'fetish' and will go out of their way find any and all jam they can.

Can also be used as an offensive term for it creates the image of a strange and peculiar character.

Tobias had been promoted to a jam bagger after working 7 years as a clam sander.

Magnus: "My family are dead and I have no job, please can you spare some change?"
Angus: "Woah! No way. Get over yourself, jam bagger."
Magnus: "Respect me, for my name is MAGNUS!"
Angus: "Take all my money."

by Lentonius November 6, 2012

2 bagger

Where a girl is so ugly you put a bag over your head and a bag over your head so while you're fucking her if her bag falls off you don't have to see her

This chick I was banging was so ugly she was a" 2 bagger?" A bag over my head just in case hers fell off.

by sassydiva September 1, 2015

THE BIGGEREST BET

Used against people who think they have the biggest bet.

Me: “I LOVE YOU”
Alyssa: “I LOVE YOU MORE”
Me: “BIG BET”
Alyssa: “THE BIGGEST BET”
Me: “THE BIGGEREST BET”

by thebiggerestbet September 3, 2018

common as buggery

Common as buggery, something very common. Dates back to the chain-gangs (troupes of convicts -ex-poms- often chained together), building roads and other useful improvements in penal Australia. Being all men, and being chained together, buggery (anal sex) was a common past-time.

You won't have problems finding those nails, they're as common as buggery.

by Kangabear January 24, 2009

backseat bagger

When checking out in a grocery store, the customer explicitly tells the bagger what items should go into what bag. Also if the customer is unsatisfied, he or she may take over the job using lines such as "I got this" or "I can do it"

#1 "Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"

#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"

#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"

by This is true... July 28, 2010

bugger the toe

Refers to a bedroom game in Britain. Heard of it while playing a video sex trivia game in a tavern when I was a child eating there in restaurant. Refers to game in which object is to win by buggering your partner with your big toe.

Me and my girl got drunk last night started fooling around in bed and playfighting but then we started playing bugger the toe. Anyhow, she ended up with a bleeding anal sphincter and I have a perforated rectum from her long sharp toenails as a result of our lack of preparation before our intoxicated game of bugger the toe. Next time were going to cut and file our toenails, wash our feet, and use a little lube.

by Filthy Sanchez September 29, 2005