Definitions by Lentonius

Jam bagger 

One that bags jam. Usually an occupation which requires one to pour jam onto a table, or such a surface, then proceeds to 'swipe' the jam off the edge of the surface, into a sack or bag. But can be a hobby or activity one enjoys, jam baggers usually have a jam 'fetish' and will go out of their way find any and all jam they can.

Can also be used as an offensive term for it creates the image of a strange and peculiar character.

Tobias had been promoted to a jam bagger after working 7 years as a clam sander.

Magnus: "My family are dead and I have no job, please can you spare some change?"
Angus: "Woah! No way. Get over yourself, jam bagger."
Magnus: "Respect me, for my name is MAGNUS!"
Angus: "Take all my money."

Jam bagger by Lentonius November 6, 2012

Clam sander 

One who sands clams. Usually attains the title through their occupation. Someone who specialises in genetalia styling is a clam sander. But this can mean someone who literally seeks out clams and sands them in an uknown fashion.

Gandalf: "Have you seen Bilbo recently?"
Frodo: "Oh yeah, every day he's out on the beach looking for clams."
Gandalf: "Whyever so?"
Frodo: "He likes to sand them."
Gandalf: "Fool."

Tobias: "Wow, Mangus where'd you get your clams styled?"
Magnus: "Don't be patheic, Tobias. They always look like this."

Lillith: "Hey Celeste, I can't seem to find a good clam sander. Do you know anyone good?
Celeste: "Yeah, I go to Kevin."

Clam sander by Lentonius November 6, 2012