beachycold

1. cold AND very windy
2. boring or old-fashioned
3. a dead fad

1. After October, the weather stays beachycold until June.
2. The lecture on corn imports to Bahrain was very beachycold.
3. The Soulja Boy dance is sooo beachycold.

by Saraiah June 21, 2008

Beach Points

1. A type of points that are needed for a guy to go out with a girl. The more Beach Points you have, the better of a chance you have with a girl.
2. This can be a good 1st impression when meeting a girl you want to go out with.

Hey man, you gotta earn some Beach Points with that girl you wanna go out with!

by kittymomma February 8, 2010

bleatchild

The type of person who whines and whinges away very loudly in public about something that is utterly irrelevant to everybody in the vicinity. The person whose type of loud whiny voice you just cannot escape from - particularly if you trying to enjoy a meal in a nice restaurant, or if you are on a train journey, or somewhere quiet just trying to read a good book. The 'bleatchild' arrives and his or her voice then infects everyone's personal space for yards and yards around.

"That irritating bleatchild sitting four tables away from us is really going to spoil my meal - are you okay if we just walk out now before ordering? I just can't stand that type of voice!"

by mimbijones April 2, 2015

Beachbag

A douchebag at the beach, who has a total disregard for others around him; typically blaring EDM music through his beats speaker and talking about his gains.

Look at those guys over there, total beachbags

by polevaulter11 August 7, 2016

Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.

"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."

by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016

beach leopard

A snow leopard that has adapted to a warmer climate

Beach leopards are commonly found on the prowl, dining at elegant establishments, lapping up fine wines at seaside resorts.

by 22Bumblebeez June 16, 2017

beach hut

Someone undeserving of the swagger they display, someone who displays more confidence than they are entitled to.

Look at him swanning around, what a fucking beach hut

by Beachyboi January 4, 2018