When you have the shits and you shit so much that your asshole gets sore and ends up feeling like it's on fire and about to fall off. It can be caused by eating any kind of food, spicy or non-spicy.
by Ix Chel Luna August 31, 2009
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a person who loves a particular thing, music group, show, etc. And views anyone who disagrees with him/her as not only wrong but their enemy. They view the disagreement as a personal attack and will usually resort to extremely defensive, and irrational form of arguing.
a person who loves a particular thing, music group, show, etc. And views anyone who disagrees with him/her as not only wrong but their enemy. They view the disagreement as a personal attack and will usually resort to extremely defensive, and irrational form of arguing.
Allan: "Nintendo is better than Xbox"
Steve: "Nintendo is for babies, Xbox kicks ass"
Allan: "You're a baby! Xbox is for pedophiles, Nintendo is awesome!"
Steve: "Go play with your Super Monkey Balls."
Allan: "You mean like your mom did last night?"
You can pretty much substitute the "Xbox" and "Nintendo" for anything from fruits to clothing products.
Steve: "Nintendo is for babies, Xbox kicks ass"
Allan: "You're a baby! Xbox is for pedophiles, Nintendo is awesome!"
Steve: "Go play with your Super Monkey Balls."
Allan: "You mean like your mom did last night?"
You can pretty much substitute the "Xbox" and "Nintendo" for anything from fruits to clothing products.
by M April 14, 2005
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Certain stinkey person that cannot refrain from passing stinkey farts at or against people or persons. These farts have a distinctive smell and have a good nose when sniffed deeply. This brothers role model is a professional in the rear end business.
by Stinkey101 July 30, 2009
Get the Ashole mug.A person who bluntly asks, "Are you fucking retarded?" when everyone else just feels sorry for you and/or don't want to hurt your feelings. An asshole tends to be proud of their label and when called an asshole, will most likely have a comeback that clearly distinguishes them as an asshole but at the same time makes you look like a total idiot. They give a very frank commentary about the world around them, and are hated by many because they will point out a persons obvious character flaws, thus ending said persons fantasy of being the best. Assholes have much more honor than their counterparts, the douchebags in that they can be as mean, rude and inconsiderate as they want but still have friends to back them up, while despite the douchebags best efforts to seem cool will be hated inevitably. Befriending an asshole can be very beneficial because even though they will still make fun of you all the time it's more of a "poking-fun" type thing and are striving to make you a more socially acceptable person. In conclusion, assholes are an aquired taste; impossible to like at first, but once you learn that whatever one asshole says about you it's what 100 others are thinking they don't seem so bad. Assholes have a much more real view of the world than they get credit for because they don't sugarcoat and speak facts that many would rather ignore. If you think someone is an asshole, all that means is that they have shit on you and you don't have shit on them.
Douchebag: Hey asshole what's with that earring are you a fag or somethin lol and someone told me you went shopping at goodwill lol your like pretty lame lol
Asshole: Hey, douchebag, if this earring was in my right ear you might be onto something but it's not..and at least I'm not a fucking walking billboard with a tapout hat and dickies with a famous tattoo on my chest, I mean seriously are you fucking retarded, and I'm not the one who got too drunk at the football game and made out with the quarterback in the bathroom.
Douchebag: Uhhh errr what the fuck that was like 3 years ago u fuckin asshole...
Asshole: That's right.
Asshole: Hey, douchebag, if this earring was in my right ear you might be onto something but it's not..and at least I'm not a fucking walking billboard with a tapout hat and dickies with a famous tattoo on my chest, I mean seriously are you fucking retarded, and I'm not the one who got too drunk at the football game and made out with the quarterback in the bathroom.
Douchebag: Uhhh errr what the fuck that was like 3 years ago u fuckin asshole...
Asshole: That's right.
by dontbesohardontheassholes November 16, 2009
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Get the asshole face mug.A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.
"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."
Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.
"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."
"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."
Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.
"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."
"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"
by Steven G. September 4, 2008
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