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Bitch make me a Sammich 

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

Bitch I'm in a tree 

A recently coined term in online gaming, especially during player versus player combat.

It means "I am so far above you," and "you can't even touch me" rolled into one phrase
noob: DUDE WTF WHY CAN"T I KILL YOU!?

pro: Bitch I'm in a Tree!
Bitch I'm in a tree by Lord Damon September 19, 2009

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.
The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"

Bitch leaf off a cunt tree 

A bitch leaf off a cunt tree is the term for an evil woman who comes from a more evil woman.
She was so bad for him... I knew she was a bitch leaf off a cunt tree all falling on his grass.

Bitch ass pussy ass nigga with a rocket launcher