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I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him
by CiCi May 13, 2005
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THE AMAZON TWISTER

is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it
Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!

Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight

Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down
by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008
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Twitter

If you are a stalker, and the person you are stalking has a twitter...consider yourself lucky.
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The only social network where the world revolves around Justin Bieber
Justin Beiber has been a trending topic since I was born

Can you believe that on twitter, Justin Bieber's mom was even a trending topic?
by J'adore UD April 29, 2010
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Twatter

A social messaging network for women only.
I've got to get on Twatter immediately to let the world know that I just scratched my left ass cheek.
by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009
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Twitter

1. A social networking website for people who need to stay on top of current events in real-time, which generally means reading some 12-year-old's commentary on an article that was posted on cnn.com several hours ago.

2. The 2000's equivalent of the AOL keyword... a medium by which businesses and news sources can publish small amounts of information to people who normally wouldn't care, but who will gobble the information up because the medium of transfer makes them feel like an "insider"
Person 1: Hey did you hear the news about Bono this morning?

Person 2 (frantically logging onto Twitter): I'm on it! Ah yes here's the story: "Man that Bono is some character, but I like his music from teh 80's #Bono RT RT"... I better re-tweet this quick. We twitterers count on each other to spread hot stories like this so we can stay ahead of the curve.
by MD-G August 19, 2009
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