TMO

Short for The Mexican Ostrich, a ska band that started in Arizona

Nina: Hey did you go to the TMO Show?
PZee: Yeah, I totally skanked my brains out!

by PZee May 3, 2008

TMTS

shorthand for too much too soon

1)
Noid: Yea, that's pretty tight, like Face's sister's vagina
Jamps: Dude, TMTS

2)
Noid: So I'm thinking I might have a broken nose like Jamie, maybe a deviated septum or whatever. I'll probably get it checked out, I figure it's worth a shot, instead of blowing out bloody snot every morning.
Courtney: eww
Noid: what, TMTS??

by Noid G July 10, 2007

TMA

Too much ass- As in showing too much ass. Not plumbers crack, but when someone pants and shorts are too far down their body and shows too much ass. Paralleling T.M.I. too much information.

Man that is tma, he should wear a belt.

by Coppered January 15, 2011

TML

TORTURE MY LIFE!

I HATE SNOW, TML!

by JDOG3304 June 9, 2011

TMT

Too Many Thoughts.

"Ugh, I have TMT."

"What's on your mind?"

"Do we all see the same colors? Why are cats cute? What defines "cute"?

by KittyKreativity May 11, 2013

TMI

Contrary to popular belief, this stands for Too Much Information, but the meaning is not the same. It actually means 'I cannot handle what you just told me, and it took me off guard, because I am too {prude/insecure/jealous/lame/dumb/close-minded} to be ok with you saying it.' There are actual instances of TMI that occur, but this definition rarely lies in the eye of the beholder, because usually that person just 'Can't handle the truth!!'

Guy 1: I slept with Chick 2 the other night.
Chick 1: OMG TMI!! I can't believe you told me that.
Guy 1: That's not TMI...you're just jealous or surprised because you didn't think I could score with Chick 2.
Chick 1: Nu uh, you just shouldn't share things like that.
Guy 1: You just told me you slept with Guy 2 the other day.
Chick 1: ...that's different...cause....
Guy 1: Case in point.

by JambaJews November 27, 2009

TMW

Too Much Woman: Similar to TMI, but in this case the woman provides more sexual, intellectual, psychological, or recreational stimulation than a man can handle. Typical men will have a hard time acknowledging TMW, but the W knows very well when it applies.

Man: That was quite an orgasm. It's never happened before like that.

Woman: Really? I guess I may be TMW for you.

by ding dong annette December 2, 2010