student affairs

1. Where i report people who are dicks(alt option: beat the shit out of them)

2. A good place to leagally skip school.

3. Hell when youre called up

1. I reported that mother fucker who stole my only pen.

2. I went to student affairs to skip 4th period

3. I was called up to student affairs and though i was in trouble but it turned out to be b.s.

by leethaxxor January 27, 2004

Strathclyde Student

A Strathclyde Student is basically an Edinburgh student, only worse. At least with Edinburgh students you get highly intellectual and minted people. With Strathclyde students they just think they are and you still get the full flow of cunt off them.

For example : you see a person come out of Primark. Then laugh at someone else coming out of Primark and pissing in their bag. Defintely a Strathclyde Student.

by JustASimpleGuy August 30, 2016

studling

studying and learning
getting aggrevated at studying and learning

Studling is fun and I can't wait to this weekend!

by poopsie doopsie January 5, 2008

studio 60

Any production or object (usually television shows or movies) into which high hopes are put due to budget/direction/cast/writing/etc., but that lacks any turnout, and fails miserably.

Maurice: Hey theodore, remember that one TV show that sucked and was cancelled?
Theodore: Yah...that was a total Studio 60, man.

by drumsticks92 January 6, 2008

studious coights

Two civil engineers who think they’re funny.

“Did you see the new Studious Coights today?”
“Of course I did, can’t ignore a stale iced coffee meme.”

by Civvysmattertoo March 20, 2018

Smart Student

A student that submits assignments late but just in time to receive credit.

Period 3: Composition III-DE is full of "smart student(s)"

by msweeney October 11, 2011

non-traditional student

A 45-year-old undergraduate college student who dropped out of high school, realized that they'll never get a good job, got their GED, and is studying hopelessly for a degree. Natural habitats for these creatures primarily include second-rate community colleges and technical schools.

After dropping out of high school and spending 25 years as a janitor, Joe got a GED and became a non-traditional student at the local community college.

by likeaboss7343 April 14, 2014