Male Kid 1: Hey, lets search up random things in the Urban Dictionary
Female Kid 1: Sure, search up star wars
Male Kid 1: *searches up star wars in the UD* hey look whats in the related words section
Female Kid 1: What
Male Kid 1: sex
*both stick their tongues out in disgust*
Female Kid 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU DO THIIIIIIISSSSS
Female Kid 1: Sure, search up star wars
Male Kid 1: *searches up star wars in the UD* hey look whats in the related words section
Female Kid 1: What
Male Kid 1: sex
*both stick their tongues out in disgust*
Female Kid 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU DO THIIIIIIISSSSS
by DogeKing III May 17, 2016
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Get the sex mug.I was having the worst day at work and I was just happy to be going home. I opened my front door and my saw my boyfriend Tom sitting on the sofa. "Hey Claire" He says. "You look upset....Whats Wrong" I sigh and say "Bad day at work." He grins and says I can fix that" He pulls of his shirt and pulls me down on the sofa. We start to make-out and I get so excited I shove my hand down the front of his pants. He gasps and pulls of my shirt and bra. He stops kissing me and sucks my tits. By now I'm so horny I pull of his pants and we start to make-out some more. I love the feel of his tongue in my mouth. He pulls off my pants and stares in surprise. I never wear panties but he didn't know that till now. He pulls off his boxers and I give him the best blow job ever. I make sure to swallow all his cum. He shivers with pleasure. I climb up on top of him and sit on his hips. He guides his penis inside of me and I start to bounce up and down. Having him inside of me feels amazing. I continue to bounce up and down as he reaches up and rubs my boobs. Suddenly I feel him flutter my g-spot. I don't want him to stop, so i say "Tom, baby, don't stop!" So he doesn't. He flips me over and lays on me, and starts pumping. Then he hits my g-spot and I scream from the major orgasm. He continues to pump harder and faster. It was the best sex ever!
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by fc2078 January 4, 2021
Get the sex mug.I pushed him on the bed, as I rubbed his crotch. I stripped and got naked. Sex time.
“Like what you see.” I bit my lip.
“Damn babe. You’re so fucking hot.” He pushed my head down meaning he was about to cum. He pulled my head all the way down and his creamy, warm, salty cum came out. I made sure to suck all of it.
“Now it’s my turn to please you.” He licked his lips.
All you could see was lust.
He pulled my by my side and pushed my against the bed. He hand cuffed me onto the bed.
“Kinky, babe. I like it.” I laughed as he was playing with my pussy.
He rubbed his fingers back and forth, then he stuck 3 fingers inside of me. I arched my back.
He fingered me up and down. So fast and hard I was about to cum.
“Cum for me baby, CUM!” He went in one last time as I came so fucking hard.
He grabbed his dick and shoved it inside of me.
“Ohh Ahh.” I moaned as his 9 inch cocked came in and out if me.
“Oh yeah. You little slut. You love it when I fuck you don’t you.” He slapped me.
“Yes daddy. More! More!” I screamed.
It felt so good that I broke free from the hand cuffs and scratched his back.
“Fuck me baby! Fuck me daddy.” He put his hands on my neck.
“Choke me daddy!” I stared at him with lust.
“I’m about to cum baby.” He told me as he went in deeper, hitting my G- spot.
“Oh yeah right.... there!” He came inside of me.
He came in me so hard I got pregnant.
{9 months later}
“Look at our beautiful baby boy.” I kissed him.
“Time for another.” I rubbed his crotch.
“Like what you see.” I bit my lip.
“Damn babe. You’re so fucking hot.” He pushed my head down meaning he was about to cum. He pulled my head all the way down and his creamy, warm, salty cum came out. I made sure to suck all of it.
“Now it’s my turn to please you.” He licked his lips.
All you could see was lust.
He pulled my by my side and pushed my against the bed. He hand cuffed me onto the bed.
“Kinky, babe. I like it.” I laughed as he was playing with my pussy.
He rubbed his fingers back and forth, then he stuck 3 fingers inside of me. I arched my back.
He fingered me up and down. So fast and hard I was about to cum.
“Cum for me baby, CUM!” He went in one last time as I came so fucking hard.
He grabbed his dick and shoved it inside of me.
“Ohh Ahh.” I moaned as his 9 inch cocked came in and out if me.
“Oh yeah. You little slut. You love it when I fuck you don’t you.” He slapped me.
“Yes daddy. More! More!” I screamed.
It felt so good that I broke free from the hand cuffs and scratched his back.
“Fuck me baby! Fuck me daddy.” He put his hands on my neck.
“Choke me daddy!” I stared at him with lust.
“I’m about to cum baby.” He told me as he went in deeper, hitting my G- spot.
“Oh yeah right.... there!” He came inside of me.
He came in me so hard I got pregnant.
{9 months later}
“Look at our beautiful baby boy.” I kissed him.
“Time for another.” I rubbed his crotch.
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Have you ever heard that before?
that is the sound of two people having sex
sex is when a penis is inserted into a vagina
penis being boy bits and vagina being lady parts
hope you enjoyed reading my passage and remember to enjoy the ride safely by using a condom
Have you ever heard that before?
that is the sound of two people having sex
sex is when a penis is inserted into a vagina
penis being boy bits and vagina being lady parts
hope you enjoyed reading my passage and remember to enjoy the ride safely by using a condom
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