Rachel

A very great friend to have. When your hanging out with her you never have a boring moment. She will always keep you laughing and if your upset all she has to do is say something random and it can get you laughing.

When sitting in a boring class all you have to do is look over at her and start talking then the boringness goes away.

Also somebody to has a LOT of sharpies :)

Rachel: "Watch Mr. Jarmer when he reads. He's totally tweaking out and was probably making meth on his lunch break out in his car"

Me and others: *laugh like crazy*

by Brittany Is The Shizz October 24, 2011

Rachael Ray'ed

to have anal sex using extra virgin olive oil (EVOO) as lubricant.

her: "I had anal and all I had to use was EVOO"
him: "You got Rachael Ray'ed"

by dirty DG August 26, 2010

rachel

The most edible female name

Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream

by AndrewFf August 8, 2006

cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

by mug3nx April 27, 2009

Hot Rachel

When nacho cheese is used as lube

She loves nachos SO MUCH I decided to give her a Hot Rachel

by hackmetopieces October 21, 2009

ranchero

The El Camino's natural enemy.

"Look! An El Camino and a Ranchero interacting in their natural habitat!! Ohh, lets observe without disturbing them."
Hushed whispering ensues from inside the safe enclosure of the gas station, the bus then comes and scares both the Ranchero and El Camino off.

by Cuz Inzki October 1, 2007

Rachel

Refers to a unique specimen of woman ~ Zany sense of humor, adventurous, and fun in the sack. A definite keeper.

"One of those Rachels rocked my socks off with complete disregard for the neighbors..."

by Platypus4Prez July 1, 2009