phanomkeo

An Asian man who is funny and very talented. But all he does is lie and lie. This guy!

"Hey you're so good at everything you do, what's your name?"
"Phanomkeo"
"You liar!"

by thisgirlll March 26, 2014

phanomkemon

An Asian man who was captured into a pokeball. He's fast! He's talented! But he's a man who lives in a pokeball. This guy!

"DUUUUDE! You're so fast! What's your name man?"
"Phanomkemon."
"Dude that's fucking legit man! Where ya from?"
Owner of the pokemon says, "I found him in a cave dude."
"Oh.... you're still fast duude."

by thisgirlll March 26, 2014

phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.

I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)

I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!

by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015

phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)

I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!

by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.

What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?

by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015

Phantom Vibrate

That feeling you get when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket. But it isn't.

I was hoping for her call but it was only a phantom vibrate

by myhumanrevolution June 2, 2015