nice dick

A statement given to one dude to the next if his game has earned him a hook-up, phone number, date, or money.

basically speaking: dick game proper

guy: "dude i hooked up with this girl an she gave me some gas money"
friend: "nice dick"

guy: "you know that girl from that last party? i hit it"
friend: "Nice dick

by Max Dickin May 4, 2008

nice

a word you use when you have nothing else to say. or a word you use when you're talking to someone about someone else and you really don't want them to know your true feelings. Note: This never works, especially if your kinda spacing when you say it and really don't know what someone just asked you. People always ask me "what do you mean by NICE?"

1. Fish- hey guess what? I just started dating this girl what do you think of her?
Fruit Loops- uhh... nice (really thinking who the heck is he talking about?)

2. Fruit Loops- What you think of Skittlez, huh? Come tell me!
Short Stuf- uhh, she nice (really thinking- you are so dam lucky to be going out with her, but if I told you this you might eventually get all cocky)

3. Fish- you like drinking blood?
Short Stuf- (spacing out) huh... nice (really thinking- i can't wait till we get to the bloody house!)
Fruit Loops- what do you mean by nice?
Short Stuf- nuthin'

by Short Stuf (the bloodsucking vamp, j/k) July 13, 2004

Nice guy

heterosexual version of the gay friend; i.e. the funny, cultured, witty lad a woman hangs out with until she falls for an arsehole she's actually attracted to.

Jessica: So, what did you do over the week-end!?
Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually...
Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!??
Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!

by Antiochus November 9, 2007

nice apples

A compliment to a female regarding her breasts, whee the breast are the apples.

Used in a context as such: "Those are nice apples"

Used in a context as such: "Those are nice apples"

by TheDr. October 26, 2013

nice guy

A fuckboy twat who thinks he deserves the attention and affection of a female because he thought acting like an obsessive 'agony-aunt' friend will get him laid.

"But I'm a nice guy!" Snorted Larry, a pimple on his cheek bursting puss onto his World Of Warcraft T-Shirt. "I'm sorry," Replied Sandra, "I just don't have any feelings for you; I respect yours, but I must also respect my own."

by Moosbutt June 2, 2016

Nice try RCMP

When someone tries to get information about your firearms in Canada for unknown reasons.

Potential RCMP" hey guys heres a useful tool to catalog your firearms"

User " nice try RCMP "

by NotTheRCMP March 13, 2017

Nice Snakes

A term that can respond to any comment ever made. Whether it be a joke, a lame remark, or any stupid stuff in general, Nice Snakes fits in anywhere. It has no meaning, but so much at the same time.

"Look at my new whip! "

"It's kinda nice! Nice Snakes"

by Theogcharlitos June 4, 2017