Mophead

A person who thinks he is one of those baseball kids with the slick back hair. Their hair literally resembles a huge mop for floor cleaning. They always "injure" themselves so that they can leave class early. They like to fake a limp everytime they walk by someone, especially a teacher so that they can get attention. Most people don't like this kind of person because they highly resemble a mouse. When this person gets mad they love to quiver their chin and grind their teeth together. Overall this is a person who can be easily made fun of for anything.

Bob: Hey you see that kid over there?

Jim: Yeah he literally looks like a mouse.
Bob: Omg he's fake limping in front of a teacher, what a mophead.

by xxxOKCLoverxxx May 22, 2018

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Mopi

A large individual, often paired with a weird or dreadful smell. Often, they will simulate an alpha behaviour to counteract their natural disadvantages, but this facade usually falters and crumbles fairly easily when in stressful situations.
They can also be recognized thanks to their simp conduct.

-Oh here's Mopi.
-Don't say that, its rude!

-I don't want to sit next to mopi, I faint every time.

by Juicy_jayce February 11, 2020

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Moped bird

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

by Pablo February 29, 2004

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Mopfrey

A highly amusing mop-mann, consisting of a mopp and a polystyrene head. He may be wearing a hat, or a belt. Originates behind the scenes of Bugsy Malone. Incredibly belly holding and rib tickling. A legend.

Mopfreys waiting in the wings.

by Ami May 13, 2005

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