Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

by HarpCity January 25, 2019

Muffcake

A cupcake that has had all of its frosting licked off, therein becoming a muffin.

Does anyone want my muffcake? I only like the frosting...

by Scooter McBooter January 26, 2019

Muff

The process of organic miasma dispersing into the surrounding atmosphere

"I've just farted, I think it'll muff"

by OilyVegans May 28, 2019

Muff Grazing

The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.

Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"

by muffgrazer April 25, 2019

Muffercut

Uppercut to a vagina.

If Bonquiqui won't stop hassling you, maybe she needs a good muffercut.

by AFLFD June 21, 2019

Muff chowder

muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny

I'm telling you guys, Hillary's muff chowder is second to none

by Wankmellon September 19, 2019

Muff

The upper front of a women's genitelia

I was super ready to dive in that muff, I do love some good muff

by Drufredson September 21, 2019