Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet store
A place people shop to feel like they have lots of money when they really don't. Everything in the store is half priced and not actually designed by Ralph himself. These are the leftovers. Employees mindlessly fold clothes that customers ruin in 5 seconds and do pointless tasks that managers believe are important to the improvement of the store. Employees get paid nothing to work sucky hours. The store is also decorated with obnoxious gigantic vases filled with polo sticks while the clothes are generally hideous.
"Dude, you wanna go to American Eagle"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet store by BillandSteve October 24, 2011
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Ralph Lauren
A fantastic clothing line designed by Ralph Lauren. Used to be considered classy to wear, but now you have white trash and black people trying to wear it. That and the production of fake RL in China has lead to the downfall of Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren is no longer a "thing" for the preps.
Chantel " OMG, ew, look at that white trash trying to wear RL."
Blair " Ahaha, ew, I'm definetly not buying Ralph Lauren anymore."
Chantel " Me either, let's run to Lacoste, before the black people take over that"
Blair " Yes! Let's take my bentley.!"
Blair " Ahaha, ew, I'm definetly not buying Ralph Lauren anymore."
Chantel " Me either, let's run to Lacoste, before the black people take over that"
Blair " Yes! Let's take my bentley.!"
Ralph Lauren by Hummahumma March 9, 2011
Lauren Peyton
2013! Loves the number 10♥ Loves to play volleyball, and any sport except basketball. Likes to travel, loves animals, and loves friends and family!
Lauren Peyton by yupyup2013 November 20, 2010
Lauren
That one girl who few people truly love. She is amazing but no one ever invites her to do anything with them. She is very sensitive but does her best to appear strong. If you know a lauren make sure to tell her how beautiful and loved she is.
Lauren by Jiggyskankmomma04 September 26, 2018
laurinaitis
A term for a cool person. Usually can dance well. Dislikes egotistical assholes and hangs out with fabulous dudes.
Egotistical asshole: I think that guy doesn't like me.
Fabulous dude: Of course not. He's a Laurinaitis.
Random person: Look at that guy! He's such a good dancer.
Random person 2: Duh, he's a Laurinaitis.
Fabulous dude: Of course not. He's a Laurinaitis.
Random person: Look at that guy! He's such a good dancer.
Random person 2: Duh, he's a Laurinaitis.
laurinaitis by LietandtheDuchy August 25, 2011
Lauren
Lauren is a unique woman who claims to be from North Jersey but in reality is from SLOWER JERSEY (AKA South Jersey). This is a sensitive issue and any mention of it should be avoided.
Lauren does NOT enjoy grocery shopping but chooses instead to “Shop On Line.” She does this because of her inability to control her violent urge to assault other shoppers by punching them in the throat when they get in her way. She is known to have low tolerance for other individuals shopping at the same time as her. Lauren is well known in the store for using the “Shop At Home” option but then NOT going to the store to claim her shopped items...
In addition to the above, Lauren is also known as an “Excellent Driver” like Rainman. She claims to enjoy road trips but does not enjoy driving in NYC or other inner city environments because of all the congestion. Be careful when she is on the road or behind you because her urge to drive you off the road is definitely a factor.
Lauren is also excellent at harvesting kidney’s from men. She has lots of surgical tools including Flunitrazepam (also known as Rohypnol among other names) and with lots of contacts on the black market & dark web, she can make a nice profit on the harvested organs.
But don’t let the above fool you. She is an AMAZING woman who is fun to chat with, is beautiful, articulate, funny with a razor sharp wit and if given the chance, will definitely steal your heart and kidney at the same time.
Lauren does NOT enjoy grocery shopping but chooses instead to “Shop On Line.” She does this because of her inability to control her violent urge to assault other shoppers by punching them in the throat when they get in her way. She is known to have low tolerance for other individuals shopping at the same time as her. Lauren is well known in the store for using the “Shop At Home” option but then NOT going to the store to claim her shopped items...
In addition to the above, Lauren is also known as an “Excellent Driver” like Rainman. She claims to enjoy road trips but does not enjoy driving in NYC or other inner city environments because of all the congestion. Be careful when she is on the road or behind you because her urge to drive you off the road is definitely a factor.
Lauren is also excellent at harvesting kidney’s from men. She has lots of surgical tools including Flunitrazepam (also known as Rohypnol among other names) and with lots of contacts on the black market & dark web, she can make a nice profit on the harvested organs.
But don’t let the above fool you. She is an AMAZING woman who is fun to chat with, is beautiful, articulate, funny with a razor sharp wit and if given the chance, will definitely steal your heart and kidney at the same time.
Oh no... is that Lauren pushing a shopping cart into the Supermarket???? YES it is... better call EMS now, there are going to be a LOT of casualties.
Lauren by Chris P. Bacon 4U ! May 8, 2018