jerkawitzphobia

the act of being afraid of masturbation

im a jerkawitzphobia

by dylan fershing September 11, 2011

jerfk

being the cool most attractive person in the world

Zach you are such a jerfk

by ryan reid July 21, 2011

Jerkapoo

To jerk your meat while taking a long and satisfying dump.

"I keep that magazine in there, in case I ever feel like a nice jerkapoo."

by Scuke October 7, 2011

Jerk Dirkin'

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.

"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."

by MMM420 December 17, 2011

jerk spice

Male ejaculation.

Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.

by Graydawwwg February 23, 2012

Jerkal Tunnel

Carpal tunnel from jerking off too much is jerkal tunnel.

I rub one out at least 5 times a day, hope I don't get jerkal tunnel.

by AmberLyn May 10, 2012

Jerkasaurus

A person who has exhibited abnormally large amounts of rudeness or has said something especially heinous.

Kelly walks into the room...

"Well hello Kelly McFatass! Quick grab a chair! Outta breath already, aren't ya?"- Ian

"Ian you are a jerkasaurus!!!"- Kelly

by K-rex15 October 25, 2012