An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.
Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?
Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?
Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.
by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012
Get the Jefferson County C-Section mug.to have a lack of confidence pertaining to a school subject, leading the student to try to avoid getting called on by all means. Usually brought on by the teacher staring at you until you get the right answer. Has nothing to do with the president.
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence
I have had Jefferson's Syndrome ever since the teacher asked my to explain why the physics demo worked... followed by a five minute stare-down
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Average height smart, nice and peaceful. Will make friends with you and give you a second chance if your nice to him/her.
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Hey Jeffin, how are you doing?
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