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munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.
by dubble A May 22, 2008
mugGet the munchkin hump-mybackmug.

Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .
* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !
by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020
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dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.
Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.
by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022
mugGet the dry humpingmug.

Humping the dog

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
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Hump Chump

What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.
"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."
by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025
mugGet the Hump Chumpmug.
Go f*** yourself.
Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025
mugGet the dry hump a cactus into the sunsetmug.

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