haliburton

(adj) Something that is so fiendish that it will concoct a scheme to bribe a nation's presiding leader into invading a Middle Eastern nation simply so it can get some reconstruction contracts

That prostitute has been so haliburton ever since she started menstruating!

by Dr. Balls May 10, 2005

half nelson

Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.

It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.

by Peter Urban May 23, 2006

halfpin

A very small male sex organ.
A wee little penis.
A pathetic little prawn.

sandra-"did you fuck tommy last night?"
sally-"yeah"
sandra-"so tell me more......."
sally-"waste of time, the guy had a halfpin"

by Matthew Willoughby February 5, 2007

Halfon [half on]

Half of an erection.

Not quite full wood, but kind of there.

"Halfon half on is her last name, like a limp dick?"

by Austin Walker December 31, 2008

half pincer

A term used by "Hannibal" Smith as a euphemism for a frontal assault. Used by The A-Team in nearly all engagements.

A "pincer" maneuver involves a force splitting into two and attacking the enemy from both sides, thus a "half pincer" logically means the force attacks the enemy from only one side.

Hannibal - "Now, the plan is your basic straight-on surprise hit-n-run attack. If anything goes sour, we split-up and rendezvous at the drop zone. Got it?"

BA - "This ain't much of a plan, Hannibal."

Hannibal - "Are you kidding? It's a classic! It's your half pincer movement inside a guarded perimeter. Tried and true, BA!"

by Philip Welch September 9, 2009

[HALF PAST FUCK]

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

hallway friend

Someone you know from one of your classes that you get along with, but arent really friends with. You would never hang out with them in public, but you dont mind talking to them in class and waving to them in the hallway when you see them. As shallow as this may sound, we all have at least one hallway friend.

Girl 1: Hey were going to the beach this weekend. Wanna come?

Girl 2: Fer sure.

Girl 1: You can invite your friend Jane if you want.

Girl 2: No way! I only know her because she was in my physics class. Shes just a hallway friend.

by wellokiguess March 28, 2010