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I was going down on my Filipino girlfriend and she came so hard she gave me a Manila Folder...she folded in half and I was trapped between her legs and stomach for like 5 minutes.
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Yeah I got hired at TGI Fridays as a line cook. I'm only gonna be there till I line up something slightly better this job sucks it's nothing but resume fodder
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Person 2: "its been 23 years... why the hell would I watch that dead channel..."
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Pronounced Klō-dee fō-der
Sounds like: clothing folder
Spoken with a “Canadian” (east coast; “Newfie”) accent
Said to someone endearingly, not with malice
NOT to be said during real altercations
Pronounced Klō-dee fō-der
Sounds like: clothing folder
Spoken with a “Canadian” (east coast; “Newfie”) accent
Said to someone endearingly, not with malice
NOT to be said during real altercations
Person A: *Does or says something kinda silly without malicious intent, accompanied by poor interoception, for example, slightly trips over the cord for a fan that is turned on and pulls the plug out from the socket, either despite of being warned of the cord’s presence on the floor, or not, and is NOT harmed or injured psychologically and/or physically*
Person B: are you okay? Yes? Awesome! Ha! *faces towards the invisible crowd, gestures with thumb to Person A, and makes the face that Christian Bale made in American Psycho (2000) when he is holding the axe somewhat upright with the axe blade is near his right shoulder, wearing a pale blue button-down shirt, with almost a smirk of desperation, idk I haven’t seen the movie*
“Get a load of this clodey foder!”
Person B: are you okay? Yes? Awesome! Ha! *faces towards the invisible crowd, gestures with thumb to Person A, and makes the face that Christian Bale made in American Psycho (2000) when he is holding the axe somewhat upright with the axe blade is near his right shoulder, wearing a pale blue button-down shirt, with almost a smirk of desperation, idk I haven’t seen the movie*
“Get a load of this clodey foder!”
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