edward

means His memes are whack

Edwards memes suck ass

by Lilcumstain1400 September 17, 2018

Edward Cullen

Yet another character that is, thank goodness, FICTIONAL and part of the crap series Twilight. I mean he's the most selfish person, he could have used his immortality to help the world but NOPE, instead he goes to high school a MILLION BILLION TIMES and falls in love with a girl who is what, eighty freaking years younger than him? Anyways as a child he spilled superglue and glitter all over himself, thus making him sparkly, however he believes he has the skin of a killer. Edweird (yes, EDWEIRD because he is weird) is also gay and a pedo, and what's more, a lot of girls have a crush on him even though not only is he a pedo and selfish, he is also abusive, "superior", and a creepy stalker. Because that is apparently attractive nowadays.

Girl 1: Omg that guy is so hot, he's such an Edward Cullen
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE

by KkMoikK September 24, 2018

Edward

Edwards the type of guy that breaks his hand on his first basketball game of the season

“This will be a great season, except for Edward”

by bribiesca’sonly February 6, 2019

Edward Moylan

Spoofer

That lad thinks he knows a lot about horse-racing! Yeah he's some Edward Moylan.

by General Krantz March 5, 2019

edward little highschool

Lit ass school with thick ass teachers. Poor af but make up for it with. Named after Edward little the realist nigga of the 19 century.

Damn he go to edward little highschool he sexy as hell.

by BenGaveMeTheNPass March 15, 2019

Edward

fucking sesh head, friend zoned a bit, curly hair, his breath pongs, all around top lad

"edward is a lad"

by computerscience is gay July 1, 2019

Edward

Edward is the embodiment of a sweetheart. His family and friends are important to him and he would do anything in his power to make sure they’re okay. He’s so well at making sure others are okay even when he isn’t in the best state of mind himself. It’s very easy to be smitten with someone with so much charm like Edward has. Although he may deny such compliments, he is the most kindest and sweetest individual you will meet. Edward truly is one of the most down to earth individuals on this planet with such wise perspectives on certain situations and subjects. His sense of humor is spectacular with he lovely use of memes. You can talk to him about almost anything and everything because conversing with him seems so natural. Edward makes a wonderful friend. He more than likely wants to travel to new places and explore new things in his lifetime. Once you meet an Edward, don’t let him go, he’s truly special in every way and will forever be there for you. He truly doesn’t know how special he is to his friends and his family. His personality is absolutely mesmerizing and his looks are just an extra bonus. What can I say? He’s a verryyyyy spicy guy and he knows it.😏

Pssst if you find this then congrats and I’m so happy you came into my life when you did.
- Love: you know who this is 🌸😇

Edward is such a SWEETHEART
Edwardddd come here and visit me
Edward is my favorite Virgo

uwu edward uwu

by Spicygal October 20, 2019