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Desking

The act of a man throwing a desk at a man or woman,then making a hole by smashing his erection through the desk,and having sex with the person who was hit by the desk.
Mom:Jill!Why are you in a wheel chair?!

Girl:John desked me 5 times very roughly!I told him I hate desking!
by Ruffman8890 December 25, 2013
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cave docking

The act of pooping into another person's butthole
While I was having sex with my girlfriend I had a sudden urge to deficate. I pulled my penis out of her vagina, made her do a handstand, and began cave docking her.
by sknot March 5, 2007
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politely declines

a facebook status to be a smartass. a bitch move. usually followed by a smiley face.
Insert First and Last Name Here politely declines :)
by declining politely April 12, 2009
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Pocket Decline

A pocket decline is the act of letting a friend request, on a social networking website, expire in your inbox. This is usually done in order to prevent someone you don't like from being your friend on said social networking website without offending them.

The phrase "pocket decline" is derived from the phrase pocket veto, where a lawmaker (with veto power) to allow a bill to expire by not signing it, but also not rejecting it, in order to save face.
Person A: Hey dude. Brittany sent me a friend request on Facebook, so...
Person B: You mean, stalker Brittany?
Person A: Yeah... I think I'm going to let this one pocket decline... She might try to kill me in my sleep otherwise.
Person B:...Yeah.
by MaLiang91321 September 27, 2009
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commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.
Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!
by superfunhappytimes February 17, 2010
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Air Docking

When a man farts in to a women vagina causing a gentle tickling sensation.
At first i thought about giving her a ducth oven but decided on air docking instead.
by Chesse & Crackers October 23, 2011
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Free Dicking

When someone does not wear any underwear under their pants.
The man likes to go Free Dicking.
by Travis55 December 14, 2011
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