Dead kitten

Vagina that has been used so much that it cannot get wet anymore

Taylor Bess' pussy is a dead kitten

by Charles tbird June 20, 2008

dead log

Sexual intercourse with a person who is unconscious or otherwise incapacitated. Dead logging is often accomplished after a long night of drinking by the dead loggee.

Legal experts sometimes refer to this activity as "rape".

#1: "Dude, I spent all this money buying Emily drinks all night and then she just passed out before I could even kiss her. I should've just dead logged the bitch!"

#2: "You should've WHAT????"

#1: "You know... in other words... RAAAAPE!"

#2: "JESUS CHRIST, JOSH!"

by C 2 Shine N C January 4, 2007

Dead Game

A popular phrase among attention-seeking Twitter users found under any sort of tweet about a game that's been getting a lot of media coverage to indicate that the hype surrounding the said game has come to a standstill, so the game is no longer worth talking about.

This term may also refer to multiplayer games with a stagnant player base of less than a thousand people playing the game at inconsistent intervals.

Popular singleplayer game releases to lots of fanfare, copies are sold in the millions. The player base drops after a week because people are finishing the game and moving onto other things. The developers still update the game, but under every update is somebody who writes 'Dead Game' in the hope of getting attention or the hopeless pursuit of getting the game off of their feeds.

If you do this, please quit. It's okay to have a discourse about games and their marketing, but when your discourse ends with two words, I don't believe you have anything interesting to say.

by QuienEsJoe February 2, 2021

dead tree media

Newspapers and magazines, as opposed to talk radio and the Blogosphere.

I picked up the Times in the bus station the other day. Nothing in that dead tree media!

by octopod April 20, 2006

Dead Puppets Asylum

madd nice underground punk, screamo, emo, alternative band

BOB: "DPA's #1 on the charts."

by JaXx SaNzZ April 8, 2005

dead pool

A bet on which celebrities or public figures will die during a given period of time.

All participants agree on the amount to bet and choose 10, 15, or 20 famous people for their individual list. Duplicates are allowed, as long as each list is not exactly the same.

The person who guesses the most deaths during the time period wins the entire pool. In the case of a tie, the dead pool may continue for another month or more in hopes of a tie-breaker, or the winners may split the proceeds.

Most dead pools begin on January 1st and finish on December 31 of the same year.

Three weeks into the new year and I've already marked a celeb and an athlete off on my dead pool.

by WhatDivaWants February 14, 2012

dead conversation

this is when you are having a conversation via IM (facebook chat) and you it is going no where and you could care less if it goes anywhere but you continue to respond back with short worded responses.

I totally had a dead conversation with Guy today. He just would not take a hint.

by red-headed bombshell March 3, 2011