Cranley

The act of one not being able to act when an easy sexual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.

Dude this ridiculously slutty stripper I met was going to come back to mine and fuck me, but then I pulled the biggest Cranley. I also shit my pants and vomited on my penis.

by GuyFaceBoss July 25, 2011

feces cranium

a person who has shit for brains.

bryle is such a feces cranium!

by Blythe_Smith20112 March 18, 2005

pussy crank

a pussy who thinks he is tough

dj feld

person 1:"you pussy crank come up with me and check it out"
person 2: "(in their head-o shit im too scared to go) fine, ok"

by ethan k May 1, 2006

Crangalobo

The Act of using a Blade and making Scars on a friends body. It show's your loyalty to that friend, and They recieve a new level of life achievement.

Man1- Look at that Guy's Back!
Man2- Yeah, it's called Crangalobo. Got it done during a full moon in june.

by Immortal-Jake July 4, 2006

Crank that Benjamin

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it

that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her

by mister Chad March 24, 2008

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.

John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.

by BSF0708 April 2, 2008

Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003