cracker jacker

Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on

Look man, its cracker jacker. That must have been good chronic yo.

by Cracker Jacker January 7, 2006

creamed cracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.

Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!

by Kaceyxxx December 12, 2007

Cracker Barrel

Noun: A large assembly of crackers, usually associated with country music or Donald Trump

"Man, that Toby Keith concert last night was the biggest Cracker Barrel I have seen in a long time."

by The Working Dead July 13, 2019

Head Cracker

People who like to crack heads.

The head cracker hit the man with a pipe wrench and killed him.

by Nader01 December 10, 2012

vanilla cracker

Someone who is whiter than a vanilla face and a cracker combined.
In short, the whiteist kid you know.

Pat: What it is vanilla cracker?

Matt: stfu,hippie

by wald0 January 15, 2009

cunt crackers

Icelandic slang for croutons.

Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's

Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.

1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."

2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"

3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!

by toot toot toot March 22, 2008

Pop Cracker

A man's ability to keep producing semen over & over again without stopping. CAUTION- May happen without warning! Once you've popped you just can't stop.

"Oi mate, are you pop cracking or something? You're dripping on my legs now."
"That's it Brian, if you keep on firing blanks I'll go & get a pro pop cracker to get us a baby"

by MoJo&P February 25, 2005