When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
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A hypothetical element that has the atomic number as 169. Meaning that it has 169 Protons and Electrons. But it has 420 Neutrons. This element can be found in constipation or any other constipated problems
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Maybe instead of worrying about his pathetic love life, he should focus on something else ?
Maybe instead of worrying about his pathetic love life, he should focus on something else ?
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Man, I saw this chick at the lumberyard the other day, smoking hot. Saw the same chick at the grocery store… Not so hot, she’s construction site hot
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Get the alcoholic constipation mug.The Wadsworth constant (Xi) states that the relevant or interesting part of any video will start at the 30% mark
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On Youtube, adding "&wadsworth=1" to the end of the URL of the video will skip you to 30% into the video.
On Youtube, adding "&wadsworth=1" to the end of the URL of the video will skip you to 30% into the video.
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