Definitions by Puddyhead

construction site hot 

A female that is on a construction site, lumber yard, supply house etc, that looks extremely attractive but it might just be the surroundings. They may be an attractive female but the lack of other females to compare to makes them hot by default.

Man, I saw this chick at the lumberyard the other day, smoking hot. Saw the same chick at the grocery store… Not so hot, she’s construction site hot

construction site hot by Puddyhead February 22, 2023

friends older sister hot 

Growing up, that friends older sister that you pinned over and thought was sexy as hell. But as you got older maybe not so much!

Damn look at that chick, she’s friends older sister hot.

friends older sister hot by Puddyhead February 22, 2023

Tincture Advisor 

A person who offers unsolicited advice While intoxicated. Their advise or solution has been diluted with alcohol. Advise has been influenced or saturated by 25-60% alcohol. Sometimes up to 90%.

“ My tincture advisor is making a hell of a lot of sense right now” as they down their 12th beer.

Tincture Advisor by Puddyhead January 7, 2022