Definitions by TheNotBob

alcoholic constipation 

The inability to pass a pub or bar.

Man, that was a great night last night! All seven of us suffered alcoholic constipation. We must have hit every bar in town!

alcoholic constipation by TheNotBob December 6, 2009

emotional constipation 

That feeling when you just really couldn't give a shit.

"I was going to vote for Jedward on the X Factor, but just couldn't be bloody bothered"

"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."

emotional constipation by TheNotBob November 13, 2009