crusty cristy

the action rubbing a girls ass cheeks together while she is sharting, letting it dry, and then performing anal sex with her

I love to give my girlfriend a crusty cristy.

by jimlustylip September 16, 2010

Chrispys

slang derogatory term for a fundamentalist Christian

brain washed Chrispys preaching illogial shit on street corners begging for you to buy into it also.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

Crispen

Best quality, used to describe anything really good ...weed , ass or food

Oi Carl she's Crispen bro

by Keitheatsqueef November 14, 2017

Crisp packet

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

by Ridz123 June 10, 2018

Crispified

The act of staying in the sun for so long your skin becomes burnt, giving you the appearance of a black person which grants the user the n word pass

“Dude, Trevor just crispified himself, and now he’s hanging out with Jamarcus.”
“Yo dude, lets do that later!”

by UseCodeSonny April 17, 2019

Craspy

A word often used to express a wide range of emotions including joy, fear, anger, frustration, excitement, pain, sadness, love, and confusion.

“Wow! That pony ride was so craspy!”

by papermoonkinglol May 28, 2021

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.

Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021