There are two kinds of inverted blumpkins:
1. To masterbate while shitting on a girls face.
2. To take a piss while getting your salad tossed.
1. To masterbate while shitting on a girls face.
2. To take a piss while getting your salad tossed.
Susie wanted to try something new, so she gave me an inverted blumpkin instead of a regular blumpkin.
by mike66 May 21, 2008
Get the Inverted Blumpkin mug.The same as receiving a classic blumpkin (a blowjob while taking a dump) BUT with the slight variation that you ask the nice young lady or man to wear a jack-O'-lantern on there head while they do it.
Dude you know how I got rid of all of my pumpkins after halloween? I had my girlfriend give me a pumpkin blumpkin everyday this week!
by classycupcake November 11, 2011
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The act in which a male fills up a females mouth with semen. When full, her cheeks will resemble a blimp. At this time the male will slap her cheeks, causing the semen to spray forcefully.
Your mom's boobs were a mess after I 'blimp shot' her.
by BlimpieBalls January 2, 2010
Get the Blimp Shot mug.To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.
by Pigboy July 25, 2008
Get the blumpkin mug.george w bush your mother your grandmother your aunt your next door neighbor your baby sitter your sister etc.
by Justin April 28, 2003
Get the blumpkin slave mug.Similar to the Jizz Grenade. While recieving a blumpkin, you shit in a big balloon rather than using the toilet. Then have 6-9 of your friends masturbate to you and your partner and then when cumming, jizz into the balloon. Once the blumpkin reciever is cumming, he then jizzes into the ballon. They then throw it at a victim yelling BOMBS AWAY!!. This makes a prank that a victim will never forget for many many years.
Alan: Man, Mitch is such a fucking dick.
Nick: Hey tomorrow lets build a blumpkin grenade so we can teach that bastard a lesson!
Nick: Hey tomorrow lets build a blumpkin grenade so we can teach that bastard a lesson!
by big faaat albert March 26, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Grenade mug.A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.
by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007
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