bloatesque

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

by KRM90 January 21, 2011

Blanket boxing

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket

"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"

by Badbrehm May 26, 2013

blazebaked

What you get when you snoke too much weed that was ranked most hittable by stoner magazine.

Right now you know I'm blazebaked, you know I've been boxhotting all night, you know these are crystallized strains, and you know that my bong is six feet deep, and I got that baby on ice.

by shizupple May 2, 2014

blind packing

When someone is so experienced at packing bongs with weed that they can do it without any light EX: at night

(Max):dude you need a light, you ain't packing that shit right
(Lincoln): shut the fuck up nigga I'm blind packing!

by blind packing June 2, 2014

Blowga

The art of stretching so you're limber enough to suck your own penis.

Since he started practicing Blowga Daryl can get the head and half the shaft in his mouth.

by TommyFiveToes June 1, 2016

Blumock

Any curse word in minionese (ex. sh-t)

Kevin the Minion: Bello! Orlando? Ugh. Blumock.

by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016

bloody blunts

Bloody Blunts are blunts that are dipped/coated in lean. And they are terrible for you.

I'm smoking bloody blunts right now. I'm high as hell.

by DeadBoxxx9000 March 17, 2017