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Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!
I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!
by J-t-A July 28, 2025
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Enemies of wonkru

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you are wonkru or you are the the enemy of wonkru.....chose

enemies of wonkru=dinner
by yummi3 January 25, 2021
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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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BIG WILLY WONKA

by Man on a Mission April 30, 2025
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playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.
1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."
by garbagefight June 30, 2025
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The Big Wonk

Somebody who is getting mad over something that literally makes sense.
Dude, stop being the big wonk. 2 + 2 DOES equal 4!
by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025
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St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?
by J00n10r August 12, 2019
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