waffleganger

One who is commonly mistaken for being Belgian.

"Oh, yeah, no, I'm no Belgian--I'm a waffleganger. I just LOVE waffles, certain beers and Tintin."

by teiam March 15, 2006

twat waffle cannon

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

blue waffle

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW

Adam: dude! Mariah had too much sex and got a blue waffle!
Mark: ugh dude! gross!

by bobbybobb June 18, 2010

Blue Waffle

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

belgium waffle

One girl sits on knees while two nice gentlemen shoot cum ropes diagonally across her face.

Ya, I enjoyed making her be'cum' a belgium waffle.

by Walt Rogers October 4, 2010

wafer biter

(Noun)1. A derogatory term for a person who practices Protestentism,a Protestant. The term alludes to the fact that Protestants do not believe in Transubstansiation, a power that they lost after the break with Rome in the Protestant Reformation. Hence, instead of consuming Christ's Body, they in fact consume breadlike "wafers".

1. Fisher is a dirty wafer biter.
2. "Burn him at the stake, he is in fact a wafer biter!"
3. "If you faggots want to get married, go to that wafer-biting First Methodist church down the road!"

by O'Doyle April 9, 2005

Waffle'd

Pregnant. Knocked up. As in, your 'eggo,' like the waffle brand is 'preggo,' meaning pregnant.

Dude, did Emily gain weight?
Didn't you hear? She's waffle'd up.

by Isamuffin March 1, 2011