The act of being impaled front and rear by two heavily sweating and hairy gentlemen from the middle east. Similar to a 'spit roast' but with more thrashing and references to Manchester United. Often accepted as currency in the Holloway area of London.
I'll give you a 'steve weston' for that coat, perhaps you'd like to follow that up with a littledocking?
Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.