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Steve Weston 

The act of being impaled front and rear by two heavily sweating and hairy gentlemen from the middle east. Similar to a 'spit roast' but with more thrashing and references to Manchester United. Often accepted as currency in the Holloway area of London.
I'll give you a 'steve weston' for that coat, perhaps you'd like to follow that up with a little docking?
Steve Weston by wankleman October 29, 2012

steve smart 

The best DJ ever on kiss fm #fnk #snk on for 4 hours and has a great taste of music
steve smart by jarveyboy03 November 9, 2013
The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.
"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"
Steve Job by Stevejob January 3, 2015
Steve Irwin's nickname for Australians. R.I.P MATE WE MISS YOU
oi mate chuck us a bunnings snag for steve o

oi damo ya cunt give us yo lighter 'mate i dont have one' swear on steve o ' i fucken swear
steve o by larambe November 20, 2016

Steve Jobs 

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.
Steve Jobs by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.
Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.
Steve Job by anonymous January 1, 2017